GeekSpazzJunk - Vampires Around the World

Why does Dracula never have Goth Music on? Dracula, the king of Goth... he prefers classical piano?! wtf.
....and…speaking of Dracula;

If Dracula is immortal, how the fuck does he always die?

"I'm IMMORTAL!!! and outdoors and oh shit, sunrise, poof."

Here's 7 Vampires Around the World Worse Than The Ones In Twilight
Thanks Cracked